Apple Bonkers (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} applebonkers) wrote,@ 2008-03-30 23:06:00 |
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Weekend Asssignment for April Fool's
"Weekend Assignment #209: Tell us a story about yourself, something that is plausible but definitely, outrageously false, while containing a kernel of truth. Since we don't want to create any work for Snopes.com, begin your tale with the words, "This is not true," and don't say anything defamatory about any companies, products, celebrities or politicians."
This is not true:
I was attempting to "unclutter" the apartment not too long ago, and came across an old video tape I don't remember ever actually owning, but I doubt someone actually broke into my place and left it there. It is labelled "Alice and the Squirrels" in green felt pen. It looks like a child's handwriting, but not mine. I would've played it for myself to figure out what on earth it was, but I no longer have a working VCR, just a cheap DVD player. If I get around to it, I will get a friend who still has VHS-playing capabilities to play it, and I'll pray that nothing terribly shocking or embarassing is on it. It could be some bad skit I made when I was 12, or worse. So, I have to pick a friend carefully. Not that the people I can think of to ask to do this haven't already laughed at me 20 million times.
"Weekend Assignment #209: Tell us a story about yourself, something that is plausible but definitely, outrageously false, while containing a kernel of truth. Since we don't want to create any work for Snopes.com, begin your tale with the words, "This is not true," and don't say anything defamatory about any companies, products, celebrities or politicians."
This is not true:
I was attempting to "unclutter" the apartment not too long ago, and came across an old video tape I don't remember ever actually owning, but I doubt someone actually broke into my place and left it there. It is labelled "Alice and the Squirrels" in green felt pen. It looks like a child's handwriting, but not mine. I would've played it for myself to figure out what on earth it was, but I no longer have a working VCR, just a cheap DVD player. If I get around to it, I will get a friend who still has VHS-playing capabilities to play it, and I'll pray that nothing terribly shocking or embarassing is on it. It could be some bad skit I made when I was 12, or worse. So, I have to pick a friend carefully. Not that the people I can think of to ask to do this haven't already laughed at me 20 million times.
